Acidulated Eye Candy

Acidulated Eye Candy





      vaughnstump:

      if you think i wouldnt suck a dick for concert tickets you are 2000% wrong













      awesomephilia:

      The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out


















      thatpointlessidiot:

      magnezone:

      krudman:

      smilingemoticon:

      itsvondell:

      voldey:

      Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. 

      wow

      is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

      I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

      NOPE. IT’S REAL.

      AND IT GOT WORSE:

      WHAT.

      remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours 

      I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

      This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

      You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

      All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

      This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

      Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.




















      ghostfrnk:

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      10knotes:

      givemeajobplease:

      This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”











      there are always 3 types of sims gamers:

      • benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
      • distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
      • loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL




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